This page exists because every blog needs an about page. Apparently.

Well, what should you know about me? #

I’m from Earth.

I’ve never watched The Simpsons or Family Guy.

I drink way too much Coke Zero, and I don’t enjoy playing video games. The only game I’m actually eager to play is chess. Probably because I’m super competitive at everything I do.

Oh, and something interesting: my real name isn’t actually JavaHammes.

I got that name back in school because I started coding when I was 12 and was already pretty good at Java. That’s where the “Java” part comes from. Hammes is loosely based on my real last name, kind of a nickname twist. (Don’t ask me how exactly it evolved, even I’m not sure.)

Enough said.

Alright, here’s a joke: A dog walks into a bar, asks for a job. The bartender says “A talking dog, you should be in the circus!” The dog says “Why would a circus need a bartender?”